HAWthorne is about a hillbilly puppet nurse who keeps getting caught in the weeds.

How does Sarah Palin hunt wolves?

But
Can I watch it on my phone?

Stupid apostrophe.

Agreed. My first Hills exposure as well. As for the NBC folks, who want's some of Torgo's Executive Powder?

Dwight's friend is totally the creepy shoe salesman with a foot fetish from Sex and the City!

My mom took us to watch it twice in the theaters, which was pretty awesome.

No, no, you're all wrong. It ends in the mythical kiddie porn dungeon. A happily ever after ending.

Ben Stein
Anti-science, creationist nonsense ruined everything he's ever done.

Don't forget a Troll in Central Park!

How does he keep that figure on a vegetarian diet?

THE PENIS IS BAD!

Ram Her Jam Her?

I hope Paul and Bono don't show up wearing the same sunglasses. Man would that be embarrassing.

Barbie Heads
We used to have a local homeless nut named Zeus who would wear womens clothes he scrounged out of the Goodwill dumpsters. He swallowed a bunch of Barbie heads so he could capture their souls. It was about twenty years ago, but the x-ray still makes the rounds at our local hospital. Six Barbie heads…

I had to look up Shark Attack in Venice. You shouldn't be ashamed to rent a movie that sounds like Jaws III meets the Da Vinci Code. Be proud of who you are.

Maybe I'll stick it in her brownie…

This criticism…
Is it part of the Pattern?

And the Hot Chick!

Those clips made it look like the cast was fed moldy rye bread and then followed around with a camera. I suppose it's a better idea than future dinosaur cops, though.