Hey, does this mean I can have that copyeditor job?

I hear they believe in…
One God!

Watch out
Those $5 million randoms will get you every time. Better to find a sure thing to go with.

City of God. Right. Me not so bright.

Sounds kind of like a…
Italian version of Children of Men. Am I way off here? If I'm not, then I can't wait to see it.

,,

Eggs benedict, bacon cheeseburger, rare stake, roast lamb, two dungeness crabs and a big black truffle to eat like an apple. To drink, bottle Coca-Cola, chocolate milkshake, bottle of Gueze, bottle of Burgundy, bottle vintage Champagne, glass of scotch, glass of bourbon and and a nice cold gimlet to finish. I'm…

Ah ha!
Primacy!

Shenanigins!
I can't believe this nonsense! I vowed to stop watching Heroes after the last break, and now two B episodes!?! Who got to you, Modell? It was Donaghy, wasn't it? Black Irish bastard. Impossible that Heroes could redeem itself! Impossible!

I haven't gone to that site since Harry compared Blade II to cunnilingus in terrifyingly graphic terms. I think maybe he'd just learned about it and was excited, but man was that unnecessary.

God I feel like a whore.

My first
First. And last. Sorry

Facts About Plague

I swear to god,
He almost sounds like Dr. Steve Brule. Just a notch more composed vocally, but just as unstable. That would've been a hell of a movie.

Dear Heroes,
We used to have a lot of fun together. I used to think about you all week, and talk to my friends about you. But… You've changed, and I don't think I can keep seeing you. All this time apart has made me realize that it just wasn't meant to be. It's not you, it's Mohinder. And Hiro. And Fast Runny lady. I…

You had me at Asian lesbian…

Frustration sets in when:
Your liberal education makes you fixate on the regressive sexual politics of equating a woman with "loot". Damn you, cultural anthropology!

Ladder Safety Rules
Never, ever leave lungs on a ladder. They are slippery, and if stepped on are unfit for human consumption.

How did you people get on our American internets?

No X-Files?
Seriously, the individual season packages were about five feet long, unfolded, and the complete series comes in an impenetrable shoe-box shaped sarcophagus. Worst packaging of ever.