Are you… jackin' it?

Seven-turdy-seven was the one that got me.

Glad I wasn't alone in thinking this.

"Did you get him a pony?"

I think the popularity of Kramer really made true slapstick possible again during a time when it was on the wane.

I can only imagine how awesome-ly Hamm would deliver "Not quite blonde, are you?"

Given what we know about them generally, the show has every reason to be.

I laughed 3-4 times.  Other than those few moments, yeah, it was pretty piss poor.

You're the worst character ever, @avclub-a76b42803663940982a0a45f382e3dcb:disqus .

"Did you get him a pony?"

Ha-ha, Ray's crippled again!

I'd want Oldman to be O'Brien, if anything.

"Massive Ordinance Air Blast"

I'd probably go with either Lo Scandalo or Crossing Over.

It's inevitable.

Ugh, read a book!

"I took a BIG BOY poop."

Except the TSA is always growing.  It's expanded light years beyond its original size, and now they've started poking their nose into highways.  It won't be long before there are random checks by the TSA when you're driving down the highway.

Terrorcest 2:  Terrorcestier

I died laughing at this line.  Perfectly written, perfectly delivered.