Shit Ragingbear, I can't decide: I love all contracting rings of muscle.

Ocular side-effects of New Age bullshit…
"Today I see my world through shimmering golden lenses. Lenses, that filter my vision with love…"
As an optometrist, I feel it's my duty to point out to this young lady that this sounds like a bacterial infection. The "golden…filter" is simply a yellow mucopurulent discharge…

Appropriate?
http://www.theonion.com/con…

"Paul's broken a glass…"

Cosmo's Factory is great, but it's the only one I have…

Ha, it'd be pretty funny if the real ZMF wrote that post cork. I can't imagine him saying "O SNAP." Someone should start a camp ZMF shtick…

Punctuation is not necessary in ZMF posts Cork…they dilute the ownage.
Also, where's Corky at these days?

I prefer nostrils…or tear punctae…because my junk is so small…
Shit, that can't be right…

Jesus I loved that book. Love Eco in general though…

Ha! That's terrific RagingBear. Gotta love Mr. Ianucci…

Yes Bob, I've seen that report. There's also plenty of evidence to support suicide given his widely reported mental disintegration prior to his death. Although it's human nature to be drawn to speculation, the result is the same: No more music from Elliott.

You all probably know this already, but a previously unreleased Elliott song, Grand Mal has been doing the rounds of the internets lately, and it's lovely.
It fucked me up when he topped himself as I was/am a big fan, and up until that point it gave me a huge amount of comfort to think that someone could feel that much…

Just finished V. Seriously, go back and try again. It's well worth it. The plot momentum builds up steadily, and it gets way easier to follow/less like a chore once you're past the first half…

Good post mad…seconded on The Pledge…it really doesn't fit in on ATL…

Just got it…immense…

No, necrophiles…

A nun in a liquidiser…

My ears are burning!…No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip…

Empflix man, Empflix…

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?…