You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee…

You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee…

He thought he could, but then it turned out he could only lift 3/4 of that amount…

He thought he could, but then it turned out he could only lift 3/4 of that amount…

"Your whole generation, you're gay for the wrong reasons. My generation we're gay because it's good. Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. Because we deserve it. We're gay because it's what men do."

"Your whole generation, you're gay for the wrong reasons. My generation we're gay because it's good. Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. Because we deserve it. We're gay because it's what men do."

The porpoise portions are in proportion…

Who made you Judge Reinhardt?

Il Douché

I'm confused as to why you're so angry…it's not that hard to avoid him.
Also, don't piss on your turds: You'll just stink the place up, no matter how fun it is.

Hapless Flunky made an excellent comment which translates as the beloved meme DENTAL PLAN…I made a shitty attempt to say LISA NEEDS BRACES as Gaeilge…scuppered by not knowing the Irish for braces (belt for the teeth was the best I could come up with)…grammar may be off too…

"Ireland, they say, has the honour of being the only country which never persecuted the jews. Do you know that? No. And do you know why?……Because she never let them in…"(That's a Ulysses quote btw, I'm not much of a one for the old anti-semitism…)

IS GÁ D'EIBHLÍS CRIOS DO NA FIACLA A FHÁIL
(I'm sure there's at least one mistake in there, a chara…Tá brón orm…)

That's punishment enough for a farmer who deals primarily…with sheep…

Not at all! Billy's is rounder at the top…

You're being generous to Culchies there…there's a sizeable population who make the Deliverance hillbillies look like progressives…

Nah, I'm not a Jackeen at all…I'm an imported Culchie…

"I suppose a ride's out of the question?"

Fuck you guys and your negative Irish stereotypes. I live in Dublin, and I can assure you that things are very different here now…
*Sits back; toys with unwashed, fully-intact foreskin*

This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"…no, wait, it was "always"…no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind. Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first…