I had to sit through 40 Days and 40 nights. What a pile of shite. Surprisingly, I'm still with the same lady 7 years later. Sorry about the Riverdance Jihadi…

Back To The Lake…

That's where I started too. It's great, and I usually hate "best of"s…

Desist from amusing yourself with follies derived from my cardiovascular pump…

I missed the Jeopardy one at the time. Yes, that was brilliant. Good luck with that Sugartits…

Getting your onomatopoeia on for the weekend, eh ET? Nice…

"Neve is a manufacturer of music recording and broadcast consoles and hardware. It was originally founded as Neve Electronics in 1961 by Rupert Neve, the man credited with creating the modern mixing console"

Yeah, that's my shin. I had an altercation with some steps in Barcelona while fucked up. That's my leg modelling career over…

Firstie…
No, this is not a firstie, but the Firstie on the comment section of last years inventory was one of my favourites…Shit, this really does look like a Firstie attempt now, doesn't it. It's not though, ok?…There are already loads of other posts here. Balls, I've really fucked this up,…

She's got some. But they're made of beef…

Excuse me DastardlyHippo, but we no longer subscribe to that exact stereotype. IrishBot financially ruins himself by overexposing himself to a speculative property bubble. This is followed by his enrolment in a seminary where the sexual shame forced on him by a warped theocratic society leads him to do unspeakable…

Mmm…cherry logorrhea…

Is it not widely acknowledged that M. Ward has a very solid back catalogue? Sheeeit…