Peerless posts like this just make me proud to merely have taken the form of Ol' Sagacious Stan!
Excelsior!

Would you take a No-Prize, true believer?

Sufferin' Stanley feels you pain, true believer! Even mighty Marvel's costumed cavorters couldn't quell the calamity that goes by "KINJA!"
Stay strog, heroes, and Excelsior!!!
—Stan

Excelsior!

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Per aspera ad astra, Jaunty Julie! Which I guess is just another way of saying…

I'll let you in on a secret, true believer! The daily adventures of Spidey on the funny pages has been ghost-written by Skrull Impostor Larry King since 1996! But you didn't hear it from Stan!

Even I got nuthin'. What can I say, true believers? At least we made it up to ya five years later with MARVEL 2099! 'Nuff said!

Because the meritorious MATT MURDOCK works pro bono! 'Nuff said!

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Greetings, gang! Y'know, it's hard to believe that it's been a year and a half since we last checked in with the sensational silver-screen incarnation of the Mighty THOR! Well hang on to your magic hammers, gang, because the God Of Thunder is back for more titanic tussles and travails!
But in order to…

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…one and the same! How's that for a parlor trick? (But keep it between you, me, UATU, and AV Club assembled! 'Nuff said!)

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Smilin' Stan's Sizzlin' Salmon Steaks with sage and saffron! I got the recipe from NAMOR himself—'Nuff said!

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Sufferin' Stan is still smarting from the time his incalculably epic farewell post was deleted last year! As Ben Grimm would say, whatta revoltin' development!

Sufferin' Stan is still smarting from the time his incalculably epic farewell post was deleted last year! As Ben Grimm would say, whatta revoltin' development!

@avclub-53ef3f6607f8a9d210d7ceb6c2eab5e8:disqus , You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing them. 'Nuff said!