My only complaint about The Shield's finale…
…is the two scenes at the end should have been flipped around.

That is the best "apropos of nothing" story I think I've ever read on the internet. Ever. Ever ever.

I am Spartacus.

I got it as a gift backindaday, but I think it retails for around $50.

"Making lists of your favorite characters"?

Twighlight? You had to work at that one.

Freaks & Geeks: Yearbook Edition
Man, goddamn… that's one great show right there. I already own the regular DVD release, though, so it's unlikely I'll do much of anything but stare longingly into the Barnes & Noble window at it.

That would be a great surprise to my bare-bones DVD of Bottle Rocket. Hey, Bottle… you're an only child!

I don't feel like a hippie shower bag. It must be my deodorant. Or lack thereof.

As similar as the stories and subject material may appear, you really can't compare the two shows. They took their respective material in two different directions and each never looked back at the other. It's like saying ping-pong "owns" air hockey. Each is very, very good at what it's designed to do… but I…

Can't we just change that to "almost oppressive genitalia" and cover all the bases?

I came for my free hotplate and left disappointed.
Still, you've more than piqued my interest about George Plimpton. I think I will give this a whirl and then submit a bill to you for any incidental monocle damage afterwards.

You mean to tell me there's no French word for "hippie?" Weak!

Finally… a System of a Down biopic!
You know me, I'm the guy that comments after just (mis)reading the headline. Except I'm not really that dude. I'm just the dude playing the dude.

I don't know about all that, but that cat just sounds like an absolute crackerjack. Let's hear more amusing cat stories!

"Cletus. Van Damme."
This goes down as the best pseudonym ever committed to celluloid, and thus ensures Walton Goggins a place in my heart forever.

Mine has always been Salmon Flavored Ice Cream.

Should we consider any firstie post containing the word "I" as a veiled attempt at a firstie using a Roman numeral? I'm still foggy on the rules about that.

Wait a sec… Ted Turner died?

I got one of those last year, Harlow. Whoever called you a "white elephant" obviously didn't wait until you dropped your trousers.