I think AV Clubbers' favorite competitive sport has become Falsely Accusing ZMF of Not Being ZMF.

I will forevermore be referring to it as a "hamburger sandwich" and annoying my coworkers. I cannot wait to begin.

$100 inpizza? Good Jeebus himself, who the fuck eats that much unless it's a party? And if it's a party, what the hell are you doing with the TiVo going?

Go 'way! 'Batin!

THIS GAME SUCKS!!
By which I mean, it's literally sucking up all my free time.

I found out about this from Devin Faraci's Twitter
That's when I realized I'd accidentally added Devin Faraci to my Twitter and immediately corrected the mistake.

Seriously though Nabin… Fruit Brute?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you weren't even born when that shit stopped showing up on store shelves.

Zounds, Rabin! I could scarcely contain my blustery joviality during your review of this periodical. Let not the braying jackanapes curtail your sense of the whimsical, good sir.

The really weird fucking thing is that I had heard the bisexual rumor about Leblanc as far back as about 1997 or so. Ran into an ex-girlfriend that had had an "encounter" with him while out with a guy she knew, and the three of them adjourned to his hotel room where, according to her, no boundaries were met or…

And as staircar walked away, he could barely hear the strains of the old man saying, "Get'cho fat ass over here."

The weird thing is I had heard that was Sheen's nickname as far back as the days of Hot Shots. And there's no doubt in my mind that one of that dude's cars has that very plate on it.

What about ass-to-mouth? Is that still above board, so to speak?

Whoopsy. Yeah, reading. It's fundamental. My bad.

No Session 9?
I thought it was everything a good horror movie should be — creepy without resorting to overt amounts of gore to tell the story.

My hovercraft is filled with Rue McClanahan?

Patrick Swayze isn't dead yet. But, uh, you might expect him in 2009 sometime.

When did this thread turn into Savage Love?

It's Tobey Maguire, people. I saw it on the IMDB.

The only song for me while making love is Yakety Sax.

Thanks for coming up with "thick ropy stream of urine". The dry heaves I'm having practically guarantee weight-loss.