Who would you rather fuck? Gary Busey dressed as Buddy Holly, or Buddy Holly dressed as Gary Busey?

How that name hasn't caught on as an acceptable replacement for Gary Busey is anybody's guess.

Damn that monocle. It just keeps falling off.
Do any of you fine chaps have any of Dr. Tibbs' Own Fine Monocle Appendage Glue to share?

Just saying you don't enjoy this means you're a big ol' racist.
And I'm racist for pointing it out to you.

Ever since it came to my attention that the name "Pilgrim" can be spoofed with a one, I'm never sure if it's you or not.

Jeff Probst is that guy from Rock & Roll Jeopardy.

Fuck you guys… this sounds awesome!
No, but really, this is a terrible idea.

I nominate this thread as…
"Least Likely To Feature an Appearance by ZMF."

What about Frank Black and Black Francis? Because if you're throwing around blanket statements about how lame it is, I want you to know he's coming over to your house to put out a cigarette in your nostril, fucko.

Oh, Pilgrim. Say it isn't so.

Scalawags.

All the shit with Eminem makes sense now
All this time I thought Marky hated Eminem for making an oblique reference to the Funky Bunch when they were on TRL together. Now I'm figuring out that he didn't hate Eminem. He just hates it when people say funny things around him.

What about Ray Davies?

I for one refuse to level judgment until I know how Hector the Booty Inspector feels about all this
Now is the time for all the respective members of The Funky Bunch to come forward. And really, aren't we ALL members in our own special way?

THIS ELECTION AIN'T OVER! NOTHING IS OVER!

The problem with the Rape Microwave is the rape ends up coming out all uneven. Some parts are steamy and other parts are just cold and lifeless. Though some of that may be because of the rape.

That is really hard. Well, you never failed to leave me satisfied.

Always thought Entourage would have played better as a drama
Seriously, once I heard the premise, I assumed that's how it would play. A 20something Leonardo DiCaprio type lives the good life while his friends keep trying to cling to his success as long as they can before the ride ends. There's a lot of grist there…

For once, ZMF and I are in perfect agreement. The Shield is indeed the best show on TV.

I am in no way responsible for the Wikipedia editing for this movie. I learned my lesson last year when I edited the Wikipedia entry for baseball player Adam Dunn to reflect his understood nickname, "The Human Strikeout Machine," and was banned for a week.