If James Garner dies, we could always just dress up Mel Gibson in his clothes.

Soon to be followed up by the highly-anticipated "Pumpkinhead: Trouble In Jamaica."

Lance Henriksen fans — "Pumpkinhead Goes To Space Camp" coming in 2010!
I shit you not. Look at the Wikipedia entry for Lance Henriksen if you don't believe me.

I still have a drive-in theater near my home, and every time I go I try to see the two worst movies playing as a double-feature. Which sort of explains why I found myself watching Jason X and Without A Paddle, which was only the second oddest pairing I ever saw there.

I think it's spelled "patchouli" with a T
I will now light myself on fire for knowing this.

No one loves you and you will die alone.

What if he grips it by the husk?

Not yet, thanks to you, Quirk.

South Park explanations aside, just how in the hell is Magic Johnson still alive?

Come on people! Fabio is a lock!
This is truly the role that guy was meant to play. And after he plays him it's okay if he slinks back to obscurity, but THIS IS FABIO'S TIME.

The thought of Terry Tate in a long blonde viking wig has me in stitches right now.

Hot cup of coffee!

YEAH! BANACEK, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Somebody owes me a dollar. Every television show EVER has officially been "memorialized" on DVD.

Or Professor Charles "Wheels" Xavier.

I just stopped into this thread to tell you all "Good Luck"
We're all counting on you.

As others before me have said more expertly, it's all about gripping the shaft of opportunism with both hands, stroking out your opportunities over the course of your career. Until, of course, success shoots out in an explosion of milky white job-sauce.

Odd that it portrays air traffic control as a "puzzle"
The last thing I want is for my ATC'er to have to solve a fancy puzzle every time my jet makes its first approach to the jetway. I've seen these people, and some of them are on top of things like John Cusack, and others are just risk-taking freewheelers like that…

Somebody's going to have to tell me who these people are first
I guess it's too much to hope for that the Macho Man's back in TNA, right? Because I have no idea who most of these people are.

And to boot, Borat made an absurd amount of money. Like Transformers money. Who would have thought you could make a massive payday of that kind just acting like a jackass?

Wait a sec… I thought both Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly didn't want to do another "Pirates."
Am I to understand you're proposing a sequel wherein you are ditching the two least interesting characters? How's THAT supposed to work?