I think the newest sport among AV Club regulars is accusing ZMF of not being ZMF. It still has a long ways to go before it knocks "competitive freestyle masturbating" out of the top slot, though.

I choose to remain cautiously optimistic
If my optimism means I can no longer play in your sandbox, then so be it.

SNL through the years
So apparently we've finally gotten back to the place where people hate SNL again. I was wondering how quickly that train was coming back through the station.

I was trying to spin it off. Too soon?

Nothing, I suppose. I just miss the days of the fully-painted, would-look-cool-under-a-blacklight covers that predate The Black Album. They gave that up for some reason. Now it's all stylized blah.

As another poster more eloquent than I said in another, similar thread to another, similar douchebag…

Ha, ha! The joke's on you, Every! My mother is a transvestite. And for thinking you're going to zing me, now I'm not going to have Tay Zonday dedicate "Chocolate Rain" to you. I hope you're happy.

You just drove your Failsche 911 into the lake.

Just got word you've only got 3 months to live, eh?

@bee man:

People you wish were involved in a Colbert Christmas tribute special:
Tay Zonday

"I became strangely addicted to the slow-motion train wreck that is A&E's The Two Coreys."
Nathan, I had no idea you were a woman. Or flamingly gay. Or a flamingly gay woman.

Last time I set YOU up with a softball to smack over the fence.

Jesus gave me the fuck of my life.

Say what you will about Death Magnetic… but I actually quite liked it. I have nothing bad to say about it at all.

Nobody loves you and you will die alone.

Where's the "Who?" Guy?
I fully expected to see him in here running down a list of "Who? Who? Who?" to all the artists on this list.

What kind of name IS Poon?

Well, he's certainly proactive.

I'm definitely going to call my wife "my official hotplate" tonight. And you know what that means, right? Oh yeahhhhh. Half-hearted sexual relations.