And of course, let us not forget the seventh dwarf, Hipster Douchebag. He brings in the vital 18-22 demo.

I have no heat for this game whatsoever. Convince me otherwise.
Initial reviews seem to lightly favor this game, but I feel like it's not in my wheelhouse. Is this game a truly revolutionary approach? It feels like the old-school SimEarth with better graphics and worse evolutionary paths, which totally doesn't…

Relax. You've just got Georgia on your mind.

Alright guys, pack it in. No point in making the show anymore. Chauncey says we're all wasting our time.

When people get off on a "New York is the center of the universe" kick, it reminds me of the guys I went to school with that constantly trumpeted the fact that "USA is the best country in the world!!!1!1" when they grew up 5 minutes from where they were born and never traveled further than 45 minutes in any direction.

Dammit, Pilgrim… it's "it's getting hot in HUHRRR." This is the last time I'm going to correct you on effectual communication of Nelly song lyrics.

Totally. There's only three "dnt"'s before the chorus, idiot.

I guess I don't get where Rock Band & GH are an either/or proposition. Can't you, y'know, play both?

Wow… she pulled a Voltron on her.

"Whoa, What the Fuck? Can't We Just Remember the Good Times?" by Benito Mussolini

I cannot decide whether the Uwe Boll comment higher up the thread is actually him or the best-ever written impression of something he'd actually write here.

Have a little sympathy for Obama supporters living in Arizona. We're fucked.

There's nothing like the loss of a visionary artist to turn people into bickering ass-donuts.

You know what else is cool? Not deluding yourself that girls want you because you can play the guitar but instead because girls are smart enough to know that guitarists usually know where to get weed.

Sure, front like you don't listen to "Eye Of The Tiger" every morning in your car before work, Pilgrim. I've seen the fucking cassette case in your door panel when I went to go steal your tape deck.

The smart money is they'll do it eventually but I was really looking forward to the new drum kit. A shame.

1) Nabin looks up "Mein Kampf" on Amazon.
2) "Hmm, I'm suddenly having a lot of trouble with my internet connection and I keep hearing a weird clicking noise every time I use the phone… fuck it, probably just static in the line."

Which song will be this year's finale?
By which I mean which song is the final challenge, a la "Freebird" and "Devil Went Down To Georgia."

No packed-in instruments at release?
That's the rumor, and if so it's slightly disappointing. Word on the street is the instruments feel more substantial this time around, more like actual weighty instruments and less like plasticky controllers.

Maybe he meant Scut Farkas. There sure were a lot of kids in A Christmas Story that weren't Peter Billingsley or Scotty Schwartz.