Mmmm. A tightly-crafted thinkpiece built around a young suburban couple dealing with their new pet in the last hours of its life and, in turn, coming face to face with their own mortality.

Please don't call it that…

I think he meant bush.

know what? there's a budweiser ad covering half your comment

It's a really sad-looking, expressionless place where people spontaneously sing and dance.

They look surprised and a little bit miffed that they got cancelled. Does anyone watch this show? Is it good?

besides CancerAids.

Anyone else tape Garfield's Christmas and Claymation Christmas Special and watch them back to back for the last 24 years?

I'm sure his previously estranged father is trapped in there too.

Fincher told the press there was too much anal rape in the film for it win any awards. (Still hurts, doesn't it, Tarantino?)

He did and it did.

Psh. Nobody comments about Dorsia any more.

I'm optimistic that it could be done.

From pissing Frenchman to fact-spouting donkeys, your kids will LOVE AV-Club!

If by fate you mean dick.

Save it for the stand, Tom Jane!

Maybe he's just researching a gritty character piece.

I usually get distracted after reading "Wet Hot"

Stop it! You're making me dizzy!

Fuck no, White Christmas is way better than Holiday Inn. Plus Holiday Inn has that super-racist .09 second shot of naked black kids.