Nothing. I read books.

Haha, his frisky dingo is short

Mustached Serbs are the only ones who get to reproduce.

Well I chose frisky dingo. Reminded me of penises.

Is that a hurley reference?

What have we become?

meh

Gorgeous. Great post.

That comes on after Ow, My Balls right?

NBA players are unemployed these days, so there's that.

He's too busy sticking his manhood in the lovely Paris.

Did I catch a glimpse of Margaery Tyrell?

Stop putting gay things in each other's mouths!

That was the civics teacher… we both had her…

Does the narrator keep his offices in the Merkin-Flemmer building?

Relax. You can get really cheap HD-DVDs at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. (it's part of the BEYOND!)

I'm think I'm angry because people today want so badly to be passionate about something, be it Justin Bieber or Twilight. This generation is trying to force some contrived form of Beatlemania just to feel relevant and self-fulfilled, not realizing that people who liked the Beatles were actually in on a historic…

failed twenty-sixies…

That's not vaseline…

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