Great book
I was really hoping they would have asked about the Shane character or what would happen with Laurie and stuff, not just round about mention the prison. Good though.

First time I saw them was as an opening act for Ozzy on an arena tour, they were the opening opening act mind you. So we start walking to the floor and my friend says "Who is that tall guy?" He was standing in the front talking with people and signing autographs, all hunched over so people could see his face, but…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Correct phrase to overuse is "It is what it is."
Come on people, we have so many dead horses to beat into the ground here we need to double up on them to save time.

I thought it said Sandra Bernhard
and I came hear to lament she was still alive. Now I have to go back to fearing her appearing in some self hating wetmare.

I love that he admits to drinking too much
It's refreshing to see someone say that in an interview. How many actors or directors working have serious demons screwing with them and never fess up until they are hospitilised for "exhaustion?" Very honest.

Well played sir. Does your PC do braille?

@ET Is this what you meant?
http://www.cracked.com/blog…

Doing anything to Freebird is a disasterpeice in the making. No one seems to remember how long the song is and when the solos start up they make that "What time is it?" face. I have seen good weight lifting sessions ruined by someone insisting on listening to it. On the other hand I remember a few times in high school…

Carson Daly
wasn't acting, he really wanted to bash Tara Reid's head in. Or at least he did after she interview dumped him. I would pay good money to see their little grudge match, give him the bat, her a can opener and see whether she kills herself or him first.

Thank God Elegant Victorian Lady has returned. Now we may all wallow in crass, buffonish comments unfettered by the need to be sophisticated. Do you think Schnieder ever watched and went "Wheeeehoh!"

@ i and 1
Know what is really sad, the stuff that is still popular in some parts of the country today for comics. Prince Valiant, Funky Winkerbean, Rex Morgan M.D. I work for a paper, and when we print the runs for small towns I get to see the shit that lots of people think stopped being used decades ago. I liked Ziggy…

I was the pothead that waited all night until the thing came on, that was what got me into tenacious D when they were still a band and not a "We will release another album before death" entity, they did the little short bits before it for the first season. Man I loved it, but it is much easier to get into with DVD now…

I take it back
I said in a previous post that "She's Having a Baby" was great but underrated. I mistook it for "The Big Picture." I hope to regain some pride now.

Baldwins
God there are so many of them. And of all of them to try to play a genius it was this one. Maybe Alec could have pulled it off, but the born again X-Treme Christian one is a basket case. If your best reviewed movie (not featuring Kaiser Soze) is Threesome, then you need to hang it up. And yes I remember Bio…

Oh yeah, not all of it is great but enough to make anyone remember their office job from Hell. There is a reason I prefer manual labor or skilled labor to comfort. "Corporate Accounts Payable Mimi speaking, just a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable Mimi speaking just a moment. Corporate…"

David Cross can be pretty funny
I think he caught a lot of flack over the Patton Oswalt thing, deservedly too, but that he seems like he's not a total douche…as long as he is doing interviews to promote his book. Um…I loved Mr. Show!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Thank Cthulhu for DVD and internet…
Back in the day after this thing came out I had to try to convince people it even existed it did so terrible at the box office. Now I can make people watch it. If you go in knowing it's an awful attempt at humor, or if you are old enough to remember this as "That guy from…

@Warren
Slow handclap gradually turning into a whole auditorium wildly cheering cliche for that.

small town is a bastion of serenity
True. I live in a small town and helped sandbag tonight b/c we are taking on water like crazy. It was the biggest group drunk I've ever seen outside of bars. They ran the gas station out of 5 kinds of beer and everyone there was driving around to peoples houses completely bombed.…