So you're saying it's not true to life whatsoever.

I think the film techniques of that era helped give Lord of the Flies the right feel. Then again, I think that story is so simple/good that if you're even mostly faithful to it you can't screw it up too badly.

He's thinking of changing it to Dong Cock Pud.

Yeah, I watched it as a kid simply because I was a kid and it was on, but I recently watched it for the first time since then thanks to my girlfriend and it is GI Joe/Transformers level bad. Just a big, messy assault on the eyes. Rigid uninteresting animation and story-lines that do wrong what modern comic book movies…

I was hoping he'd play Mini-Wolverine. So many mutilated crotches.

What about Josie and the Pussycats' "Becky Got Eaten by a Talking Shark"?

So you were a Paul-bearer.

Speaking of openings to one-season Donal Logue shows, Knights of Prosperity. That show is virtually forgotten now, but it was quite a bit of fun and its theme made fun of theme songs while also being pretty damn funky.

There should be a show of nothing but title sequences. Where's my development deal, Hollywood?

And Scooby-Doo was like "Ruh-roh" and Jimmy Durante was all "Ha cha cha!" and Curly goes "Nyuk nyuk nyuk!" and…

Music AND singing?! Rest in peace, world view.

What about Green Day, the progenitors of punk?

Did Martial Law or Walker ever win this Emmy? If not, it can get dick-slapped by Chuck Norris and Sammo Hung simultaneously.

vociferous.

I can relate. I used to think the American sitcom peaked with Petticoat Junction. It wasn't until I got away from my sad little burg that I discovered Mama's Family.

I can imagine people actually changing their minds in the process of getting tickets. "I'll take two for Dead Man Dow- I mean two for the car movie. The one with the fast cars. Two for that."

I prefer Life of Uhura, the short-lived Trek spin-off.

I'm constantly grabbing things to come.

Aren't all soap operas about rich twats? Follow-up: Isn't everything about rich people about rich twats?

This interview gets my… some kind of mark of approval.