I cancelled all my children one at a time. (I'm just trying to fill the void left by the cancellation of Jeselnik's show)

Are you saying men don't buy tampons for active people? Or energy bars made specifically for their female bodies?

Would I smoke dope?

Is matter really grungy?

It's not technically pop culture, but crack and hobo torture.

I'm just glad that dude next to Malik Yoba in the picture seems to be pleased with the HJ.

I guess you know them better than I do. I call them Robertsleds.

I think the halftime show should be more football. Or basketball and hockey players facing off in some kind of improvised sport with no rules. Or a black and white art film. An overhyped pop star or band doing an impression of music while 1,000 assholes do something in unison should pretty much be the last choice.

I liked the early days when football wasn't an omnipresent assault on all conscious beings. Incidentally, why is football's audience 10x bigger now that it's 10x worse?

What the hell? This is like devoting a Random Roles to the Noid.

Are you crazy? They're terrible. One of the darkest moments in human history. They should— Oh… Never mind. I thought you said The Camps.

UH HUH!

There's a pretty big gulf between what this interview suggests and his movies. I'm willing to reserve judgment on Lords of Salem, but everything I've seen so far has been off-putting in the typical soulless horror movie fashion.

You can be both. A lot of people are.

Thanks, adult talking to Charlie Brown.

It's about anus love.

If you'd seen their stage acts instead of the stuff they do that's actually funny, you'd realize this week of touring will feel like a couple months.

Hey wiseguy, they're selling a feeling a cultural superiority, not laughs.

I'm still bothered that that movie had neither a woman nor an octopus with eight vaginas.

Somewhat ironic that Ewoks would've made all these movies better.