These movies and this inventory have nothing on me.

Pele the Soccerer. Just wanted to get that in before I die.

It seems like at this point in its life it's a victim of its own success. People loved it when it was the little movie that could, but when characters and catchphrases start showing up on T-shirts it's time to call it overrated. I'm not going to call it a timeless gem, but there are a lot of stand-alone funny moments…

Definitely. People would be like "Hey, didn't this come out about 10 years ago? Why are they releasing it now?"

I don't understand. What is this article doing on the Breaking Bad site?

I'm pretty sure they decided to go with those guys who played them in the prequel. People demanded it.

No one with that much fucking on the mind is miserable.

Interviewer: "Your thoughts, Ray J?" Ray J: "Buh… I'ma put my dick in this til it goes soft. Buh…"

I think they probably always cut sketches at the same clip they do now; the problem is that crazy energy doesn't flow through your body or brain in the same abundance when you're pushing 50.

I'm sure there are dozens I like more, but for some reason one that always stuck with me was an ad for grapes captioned "Freeze 'em and fling 'em at the elderly!"

You haven't seen my finger-paintings.

@avclub-bc011d00bcc91da3b8b3cb43ca0bcd73:disqus He forgot to make fun of Jews. You'll get 'em next time, champ! (I hear they're fond of money)

I don't know why everyone makes fun of that show. I love car commercials!

I just assumed that was ad space purchased by Wii Fit.

I've been pronouncing it Goebbels.

They said the same thing about Rock decades ago and yet Hinder and Nickelback are still rocking my face off!

Finn (Adventure Time)

I just want to see her settle down and become Mrs. Sackhoff-Hasselhoff.

Next time: Cagney & Lacey
Get your Rizzoli & Isles jokes ready, gang!

Oh nice and chubby baby!