Well, no matter how disposable or irrelevant something is an interesting analysis of it can be created, so kudos for mining Jock Jams for all of its value.

Well, it goes as sports goes. Have you been to a live sporting event lately? It's like they think everyone in the crowd has taken hostages and they're trying to get us to drop the gun and come out with our hands up.

You're missing the entire point [Drive a Chevy] of these shows. [Drink Coke] They're simply a bit of mindless fun [iPhone iPhone iPhone] that allows people a respite [Go see World War Z] from the drudgery [Choose Progressive] of their daily lives.

The savior of the Voice was, is, and always will be millions of people with no cultural standards.

Not that I'm trying to be antagonistic, but would you be able to tell if he was really bad at it?

Womp Up the Volume, Womps and a Bump, Reebok Womps… Yep, it's all been improved.

I was actually ready to enjoy a display of sportsmanship and athleticism, but yeah, three hours brain-squishing music and the corporate sponsored hijinks of a mascot… That could be fun too.

Every time I thought a decent point was being made here, I stopped and thought "Wait… This is about fucking Jock Jams."

It's not terribly funny, but it's so balls-out crazy that it's worth watching (especially since the entire run is only around an hour). Of course, those guys will never outdo Wonder Showzen. Plenty of comedians use "I don't give a shit" as their shtick, but those guys truly truly don't give a shit.

YA stands for young adult? Based on everyone I've seen reading those books, I thought YA was a random symbol representing women in their 30s and 40s who seek comfort in the simplicity of black and white scenarios rather than embracing complex thought and developing the wisdom that should come with age.

I BEFORE E!

And his daughter just clutches a stuffed animal and gently rocks in her bedroom upstairs.

Oh, I get it! I get jokes!

I'd love to see him in a rom-com. The obligatory manic pixie dream girl's head would explode.

It's a shame he's not playing Lex Luthor. The god-awful jokes in the local paper practically write themselves.

Yeah, they filled their niche for a while, but right now even a literal one-trick pony is like "Christ, this shit again." I like them and all, but I don't think they're capable of much more. I haven't seen anything to suggest they're capable of doing something out of their comfort zone.

I think they made a mistake by forcing themselves into a situation where they just absolutely have to stick to their formula no matter what. They established early that every single episode has to end up in some crazy, over-the-top area. Like you said, it's made for some great episodes, but at this point they're at a…

Boring? But it's a bunch of non sequiturs lazily packaged in a generic beat. It's your duty as a young person to buy this album that will lose all appeal after two listens.

Oh, and Sin City. His was possibly my favorite segment.

He was even enjoyable in a couple of middling action movies. Can't recall the name of either at the moment, but there was a conspiracy thriller with Naomi Watts that was about perfect for that kind of movie, and some ridiculously over-the-top action movie with Giamatti in it. It was like someone wrote a movie for…