You both make good points. I guess the point I was trying to make that I didn't really make clear is that it seems like, for kids, it's becoming increasingly undesirable to be a kid.

Well, I don't have kids, but as someone who watches his niece fairly regularly, I will say it kinda sucks that it's just a matter of fact that kids learn all this shit so young these days. And it's only loosely based on moral matters; it's more about, christ, can't kids be kids at least until puberty these days.

I love the show, but did you know the main characters aren't even American?

Yeah, I was prepared to see Big Bang and other things that would make me mumble "Oh jeez", but when I saw Leno's name I felt the way soldiers must feel when a bomb goes off near them and they retain semi-consciousness.

Professor Dunkin' was my basketball nickname. It was ironic because I can't dunk, I'm stupid, and I never played basketball.

A little schlocky? And my dad's a little xenophobic.

I haven't heard of any of those. Are they anything like Franklin & Bash?

And then a 12-year-old boy pulled it out while an old man and a talking owl watched.

So what were they wearing?

I can't crane my neck due to a recent boating accident. Can someone describe it to me?

We modern schlubs would wipe out the Red Menace without breaking a sweat. I mean, if we could do anything without breaking a sweat.

Thank you.

I usually wait for movies to hit the dollar theater so I caught Olympus Has Fallen and Evil Dead. Olympus was a decent bit of "check your brain at the door" fun. Evil Dead I had somewhat high hopes for since it got decent reviews for a horror film, so, despite the fact that I'm not really a horror fan, I was…

This will be my very first "first". Don't blow it… Don't blow it… [gets kicked in the balls by a goat]

The accompanying "B" grade makes this read as "Brogue Wave". Observations 'n shit.

If only Rhea Perlman had something going on. (Also, little-known superhero Pearlman, whose special power is stealing pearls, pawning them and giving the money to charity)

It's like comparing soulless apples and heartless oranges.

The fans would be insulted by that comment, but I don't think the fans being discussed here are capable of being insulted.

Backstreet's black a-ight!

They're conjoined interracial twins attached at the hair.