The bottom line here: Nothing brings a family together like watching shit.

All of the comments in this thread are causing earthquakes somewhere.

This is his next movie. He's taking them to a new place where you can only HEAR them. You have to imagine your own dancing sperms and leprechaun/centaur orgies.

Then we would've needed someone to translate Wookie to Pacino to English.

Agreed. Even self-help and cookbooks need to utilize them. A busty dame with a startled look on her face could get me through a couple chapters of anything.

I've only seen the remake of Funny Games. If the original is more intense than that I'm not sure I want to see it. That movie made me feel like shit for about three days.

That's why I always drink bottomless.

I've been rewatching Arrested before I get to the new episodes. Michael Cera has bothered me so much since that show that I had forgotten how funny he was on it.

I love Black Books!

Yeah, kind of a perfect article; but it sort of makes me wish for a spin-off article about how the internet is killing that experience of things being passed on. He wisely avoided getting into too much here, and it's hard to write about it without inducing endless groans and eyerolls, but there's a lot to be said for…

I got my niece into Adventure Time. YOU WON'T WIN WITHOUT A FIGHT, DISNEY CHANNEL!

I'm not sold. How much head-crushing is there?

I was hoping the twist would be that Chubby Checker shows up and starts doing the Twist.

We could agree on that, but the entire topic is a mixed bag.

At least they got to witness social change. What's left for the current generation - fighting for the rights of dolphins that choke themselves with belts?

I doubt they are. The Danster and I are tight and I've never heard of this "Black Stallion".

Well there goes the perfect title for Fred Savage's book about patriotism.

No, the next one definitely has to take place on a unicycle. Possibly a Segway.

Well they had to do a lot of fixin' after all that breakin'.

Music from the 60s? I don't know…