I'm fairly certain Tyler Perry hasn't seen a Tyler Perry movie. He's like the Defense Secretary who says "Dut dut dut… I don't wanna know about it; I just want results."

Tyler Perry and the Old Spice guy took the spotlight away for a couple years, but we're taking it back, mofo!

Well, at least his career will result in a few interesting comments. Thus begins and ends the value of his filmography.

Charlie Sheen was in me and I was in Kevin Bacon. Boom, two degrees.

I'm the same way with Hypno-toad.

Uhhh… Something about latent homosexuality? I'm not very smart.

When we hit rock bottom. Which I thought we had done about a decade ago, but apparently we're waiting until someone makes a game-show where homeless people kick special needs kids in the face for ham sandwiches.

Luke Duke, Bo Duke and Boss Hogg represent the id, ego and superego. Roscoe P. Coltrane represents the part of the mind that goes "K'yu k'yu k'yu!"

That was 420.

We're down to swimming!?

It's a feast for two senses. Taste, smell and touch are like "What am I, chopped liver?"

His part is a perfect example of the kind of role that is too good to get mainstream acclaim. If he miraculously got an Emmy it would sully the whole thing.

I have the same hope, but I think the fact that all key demos prefer settings and eras in which decapitations can feasibly happen will prevent that from taking place.

His name is whatever I want it to be.

Jami Gertz is a ventriloquist?

The Americans is truly the only must-see show of the year. There are a couple others that are solid enough, but The Americans is the only one that will make me curse in front of children when my DVR screws up the recording.

Pretty sure you can just pay Dave Coulier to drop by and he'll answer all your questions.

I pay a powerful clown to touch me every time I watch a movie.

The "u" in Superman was obscured when I bought this. Needless to say I was disappointed, but I managed to plow my way through.

Same guy who played Wilson. But now, in keeping with the ratings-grab theme, he's manning a glory-knothole.