Tim Allen tucking his junk between his legs in front of the mirror while a dwarf dances with a man in an angel costume? I'm in.

I'm guessing the AV Club has 30 writers they aren't telling us about. I'm sure lines like "Watch this abortion of a sitcom and do your best to make it seem like I wrote about it" get tossed around with regularity in that office.

He's like a funny Kevin Pollack.

I agree. This site occasionally discusses how the best shows sort of create their own little universe, and Chowder did that wonderfully. When they ran that with Flapjack it was probably my favorite 30 minutes of TV during the week. (I actually prefer Flapjack to Regular Show. The connection being JG Quintel. Sorry,…

Next time I leave a comment I'll make sure it's really brave to make up for this embarrassing incident; because being brave is the point here. At least your brave comment helped balance out my act of cowardice.

Okay, I get it now. Just the right amount of subtle.

He was clearly influenced by Ridley Scott.

I like to think it was Graham Chapman.

I don't need no researchin' to knows that a hammer to a man's doodle gits me ta chucklin' evry time.

I'm going to assume any of the 15,000 books written by right-wing pundits in the last decade didn't make the cut because one can't be distinguished from the rest.

You know roughly 100 words too much about this show.

So how was the book? Tina Fey's a real firecracker.

I think a lot of that has to do with comedies not really crying out for analysis. "Just because" explains why a lot of stuff makes us laugh, and since being analytical is a critic's bread and butter, going on the attack serves their purpose more than simply saying "That was some funny shit."

Sequel: Four Secondhand Lions. If you think terrorists are funny when they're young…

We're all here because we're not getting laid.

Season 6: Girls travel back in time to an era when people were capable of sincerity. All girl's heads explode. The End

Even if there were some available, the AV Club would exhaust them. "Girls Script Written by Writer!" "Lena Dunham Eats Lunch!" "AV Club Fills Girls News Void by Imagining Girls Universe Inhabited by Albino Kangaroos!" "GIRLS!"

"I don't need to learn from history; history needs to learn from me!" ~ Person

Also, I want someone to give me their best Gene Shalit-esque quote about Smell of Success. You have your mission(s).

The Polish brothers are neither Polish nor brothers. Discuss.