I want to beat him with Daniel Tosh.

Yeah, the music industry is responsible for a few hundred thousand people being overpaid. We get to direct our hate at the Biebers and Rihannas of the world, but for every one of them it seems like there's one or two dozen assholes who get paid to present us with this polished turd.

Nonsense. They're not targeting the young; they're targeting the young at heart. Heart, of course, being my word for brain.

No, I'm pretty sure they're referring to the top of these commercials.

Truly it was. Not a false step in that episode. Every other episode could have been about Kate and Ab Aeterno still would've validated Lost's existence.

Nielsen rep: "Do you like shit?" Guy: "Yep." Nielsen rep: "Here's your box."

Keeping my fingers crossed that he can maintain his ratio of one good episode to ten bad episodes.

I really wanted to like Zero Hour, but Anthony Edwards is like a black hole that absorbs interesting instead of matter.

I have to take those props back for this show being terrible.

Trump: "My racism is the biggest, most luxurious racism on the planet. My racism has platinum, diamond-encrusted water fountains for the whites, and faux-silver, cubic zirconia encrusted water fountains for non-whites. Trump's racism is 'uge!"

Some things aren't worthy of our consideration.

I'd like to officially begin the campaign for a Manitou/Kuato buddy-comedy.

It's been 9 years since the last installment? Time for Chucky to A) Get a pet or B) do battle with the leprechaun from Leprechaun.

Liar.

I like that in my rom-coms.

Mullet in the Head

Urkel-bot.

Your maternal care-giver is so rotund…

What is this shit?

It's not trendy; it's here to stay! Like disco and opium dens. (Incidentally, electronic music is considered mainstream to cool robots. They only listen to James Taylor and Cat Stevens.)