He doesn't have time. He's too busy reading his many leatherbound books.

I've been on Team Flynn ever since his brilliant turn in The Fugitive.

I love people who have been really successful in show business but don't seem to be of show business. He's not up his own ass or the ass of art in general. This makes you realize how perfectly cast he was.

I bet you could if you lived in it.

I think it's "GATTACA!"

Noel suggests that this movie benefits from early 70s filmmakers caring about art and depth; as if it wouldn't be 10x better if it was just Vin Diesel killing people with a hammer and retitled "Hammer Cop".

I think you're referring to Eric Throberts.

Easily? Someone hasn't seen Stuck on You.

I never did catch that show. I'm going to have to make it a Netflix priority so I can actually see a show of the sort we're discussing.

That's a good point. It seems like once a decade a sitcom like Roseanne or The Middle will come along and have the guts to suggest the lives of average people can be entertaining and interesting, but dramas (even the ones that aren't about crime-solving, magical islands or motorcycle gangs) don't seem willing to…

Why would an actress appear on a reality show about office workers?

He ruined that show, he ruined Batman, he ruined the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes franchise… His reign of pop culture destruction simply won't end.

And she's no slouch at wearing my face.

Left to right: Douchebag, old douchebag, European douchebag, fat douchebag.

Yeah, but it circles the drain in reverse.

I loved that damn show. They didn't get nearly enough credit for trying to subvert all that "everyone is an asshole" bullshit that comprises waaaay too much comedy these days.

At least you guys get to fight kangaroos. I have to settle for punching elderly mules at the petting zoo.

So if I shave my beard I can get rid of TWO things that make me uncomfortable?

This is the society we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

I really liked the moment where the guest star doesn't know how to use the phone. A lot of this show's best scenes aren't quotable. They're just odd.