"So in this one Jack Sparrow… there's a boat. And maybe a water spider. Do water spiders exist? Anyway, this water spider guards some kind of underwater fruit that when you eat it you can control time. Or be invisible. Fuuuuuuuuuuck…"

I hope they left in all the "hosers" and references to back bacon.

Opening act: Just a big screen reading "Keep wearing your fancy little hats and exchanging uninteresting anecdotes about piercings/tattoos."

The Walking Dead has writers?

Isn't "Safe" the last word you want to be part of a Jason Statham movie title? This is like a Tyler Perry movie being called "Erudite".

Yawn. Call me when Joe Cocker wants to get me pregnant.

Podcast time! Cha-ching!

The McClane's are going to Bart's idea!

Haven't seen Salvador, but I felt compelled to agree that Blake Lively… oy. Benicio was really fun to watch in that movie and then she would come along and Blake it up. Between her and Salma I think the gulf between beauty and talent in that movie puts the Grand Canyon to shame.

Where I'm from, "bunhead" is pretty much the same thing as the c-word.

Only three kinds of people wear hats: Baseball players, people going outside in cold weather, and the truly awful.

How about the fictionalized Obama on FOX News? 24/7 seems a tad excessive, but at least they commit to the bit.

Haven't seen it yet. But I want to sit in the theater eating pretzels and shout "These pretzels are making me Zero Dark Thirsty!" You think I won't do it? Well… you're right.

I remember loving Platoon but I'd have to give it another watch to see if I still feel that way. However, I still think Wall Street and Talk Radio are pretty damn good.

I don't know what exactly you're fishing for, but shouldn't you be doing it on Facebook?

Well I have both, so feel free to alternate. Anyway, this comment was one of those I regretted upon getting some sleep, so everyone can feel free to call me cockface just like cockface up there.

That's been my experience with every show they have that shows any promise. I WANT shows to be good, but I can't kid myself when it comes to their by the numbers snooze-fests. They could bring Stanley Kubrick and Rod Serling back to life and their brilliant vision would somehow end up as "Guy with a sort of but not…

Considering CBS target audience, I'm just wondering how they'll change the villain. I'm guessing they'll either completely drop his religious zealotry as a characteristic, or they'll change him to a guy who doesn't truly believe and just uses it as a tool.

Cawful Bterrible Shit

The decade-old Eddie Murphy/Robert De Niro powerhouse has its own channel? It was good, but come on. [EDIT: It wasn't good]