I'm more concerned with how we capture the future on film. In my best estimation, it'll be a toss-up between The Road and Idiocracy.

The 3 Stooges were dentists in both the Curly and Shemp incarnations. For all I know they were dentists with Besser and Derita as well. No love for the trio from the AV Club. I'm inclined to take my business elsewhere.

Not all Nazis are dentists, but all dentists are Nazis.

I thought Axe Cop was a call-in show where people get advice from a gang-member turned cop.

Story-line no one will expect #1: He cuts off their limbs and goes with Human Worm.

He should just bring back the Simpsons. It's WHAT?!

A literal soap opera would be pretty damn entertaining. Bars of soap strutting around the stage in viking helmets, swan feathers and metal brassieres… I think I just gave Carrot Top his arthouse project.

Twist ending: The letter t.

Spike Lee hasn't read your comment, but he finds it to be racist.

I'm still waiting to hear from the Key Grip, Foley Artist and Best Boy Guilds.

I'm just glad I got my Roots collection before this damn country went all fruity.

I'm just glad I got my Roots collection before this damn country went all fruity.

Well I grew up in a farm town, so even if I wanted to get into the scene I would've had no one to get into the scene with. The closest I got to board games as a kid was daring friends to touch electrified fences and taping marbles to the end of shotgun shells and tossing them in the air. (Don't do that, by the way)

More like BORED games. Take that, Courtney Thorne Smith's board game equivalent!

Add the word "Sensual" to the beginning of all these shows and it becomes Shannon Tweed's filmography.

A hurricane is going to destroy every print of this movie. And everyone involved in its production. And then the hurricane will abruptly stop, turn around and, through tears, shout "I can't do this any more! I'm gay, dad! I'm a big gay hurricane and I'm MARVELOUS!"

Something about her furry chest vagina. What do I win?

I'm glad the backlash on this show started before I started watching. Sometimes the commentariat can be a real time-saver. You know, when it's not a time-waster.

Also, he was smoothing metal with his hands.

I recently saw Nick Offerman in the Target where I work. You have no idea how greatly an average day is improved by seeing Ron Swanson walk past you as you're cutting open a 35 lb. bag of popcorn.