I've done stand-up a handful of times and got heckled a smaller handful of times. Mostly I just told people to go fuck themselves, but one time I made a joke about Jesus appearing on toast and someone voiced their displeasure, and I responded with "You got a problem with Jesus jokes or toast jokes?" Not a great…

There are only so many emotions/situations humans are capable of experiencing. All shows are like all shows to a certain degree. The exception being the Puppy Bowl.

What about Mad TV? Tell those damn crickets to shut up!

I want to live in the AV Club universe, where apparently money and time are so valueless that Texas Chainsaw 3D and Big Bang Theory are worth any of either.

Where's the guy who farts on paper and says "Here you go, Mr. Sandler"?

Oh man… That caged chicken is gonna look freaking EPIC in 3-D!

"I'm fine the way I am. Why should I change? I think it's high time pop culture started changing to suit me!" Now here's where my imaginary tiger gives me some sass.

He could've affected music the way the Beatles did and being a semi-recurring character on Seth MacFarlane's least liked show would still negate anything positive about him

Good thing he has you to defend him, just on the off chance that it does concern him.

I finally realize why there's always one or two "What the fuck?" nominees per category. It's the term "Outstanding". The Big Bang Theory and Bill Maher's show are technically outstanding in the sense that they stand out. The way Rocky Dennis would stand out while playing in the NBA.

Not nearly as good as the shemale-sploitation classic "Tracy's Dick"

Exactly my thought when I saw that B+. I'm all for reevaluation after a significant amount of time, but surely anything involving Madonna is exempt.

Observers are incapable of shame.

I'm sure they're cheap enough to produce, but seriously, who is ponying up the dough for all these damn Hallmark movies? I get the feeling if you follow the trail it will lead straight to human and/or drug trafficking.

#65: Outdoors

#65: Outdoors

Gossip Girl couldn't possibly have been the best framing device available for this article.

Gossip Girl couldn't possibly have been the best framing device available for this article.

Billy Crystal's dick looks weird.

Billy Crystal's dick looks weird.