Exactly. I figured the only reason he knew about amyl nitrate was because he knows everything. I just don't buy that he wouldn't be familiar with Schrodinger's Cat.

Well, there was also a child prostitute.

We always got out mid-June.

She didn't even really want to be a lawyer though. That's not who she is.

I usually say it's like a cross of Veronica Mars and Pushing Daisies, with just a dash of Psych. But I guess that's not super helpful if you're going for people unfamiliar with those kinds of shows.

Major saying "I'm already dead" was great, especially because it reminded me of Veronica saying, "We used to be friends, a long time ago."

The pregnant woman was also a teenager, right? So even more hormone potential.

I've never seen it and it was clear that was the reference even before she spelled it out. Then again, I'm at least old enough to have been aware of its pop culture relevance.

I've literally only seen the last 10 minutes of the finale, and now I probably will have to see the movie for work. But I just. Don't. Want to.

What baffles me the most is that Kourtney is the oldest. Like, if she had started with Kim, maybe it is almost understandable.

Pretty sure she's a Jenner.

1) She was at the school for more than a semester, she just studied abroad the year I lived with her.

It's hard to keep track of all your ordinances.

To be snobby and not have ice cream outside, for fear it drip on your pristine sidewalks?

This is one of those things where it's okay for you to make fun of your sibling, but if I do it it's not okay. Santa Cruz is up its own ass about some things, but it's also beautiful and pretty tolerant and I'm personally rather thankful to have grown up somewhere with a unique perspective. People talk about how their…

Uh, that's not really on the writers. The point of that was Russ was so distraught over not being a billionaire anymore that he was doing whatever he could to get his third comma back.

I know so very little about technology, but even I kept thinking, "Those couldn't have been original files, right? There's no wya they actually lost their content."

I grew up in Santa Cruz, and I still remember being at a party in high school where someone admitted to smoking the occasional cigarette if he was drinking. A horrified girl asked him why he would smoke cigarettes when he could smoke weed.

Oh good, now we're using the death of a toddler as a punchline.

Fancy seeing you here!