All jokes aside, there are four Olsen kids, just not quadruplets. There's the twins, of course, their younger sister Elizabeth, and they have an older brother named Trent.

Oh, I never watched the show for those precise reasons. I just think the parents' concern that people have been considering them a perfect family is woefully misguided.

OT: Dude. Shut out sweep. MadBum homers off Kershaw. May sure has been better than April, right?

Yeah, considering that he molested his sisters and his parents stood by him… I mean, we pretty much knew what their priorities were before, but that spells it out right there.

Do they realize that no one watching their show was doing so because they thought the Duggars had a perfect family?

Brett is super cute though.

Whatever you say, Dad.

He's the president of the team and Loria is his ex-stepfather.

How dare you.

Are they trying to literally kill Andrew Savage?!

You can still participate in Pick 4 if you want though! Consider it an insurance option.

Oh man, I guess Gervase's Game of Thrones comp was actually Gendry this whole time!

"Winning Survivor means you get a nice house with no mortgage, financially. (Depending on where you live, of course)."

I would actually be super down, but that'd probably be seen as stepping on Mario's toes unless it's released soon. Although maybe it could be a poorly recorded Blackjack and Hookers podcast.

Even Stephanie Valencia tweeted that when she didn't make it her first thought was, "Well, at least I'll get to watch Shane!"

I was originally going to go for mock indignation until I realized Seinfeld started waaaay earlier than I thought it did.

I'm just coming at you with facts! You bettah relax, bro!

Syndication and older brothers exist.

Tyler was an ex- talent agent assistant. And yeah, I'm fairly confident that that's gonna be under $30k to start.

Happy birthday!