Oh, I was exponentially more upset with Colton. I just don't get upset with Survivors too often, so that's the next bar for recent seasons. I remember having to rant about Colton to my roommate who doesn't watch Survivor because I was so viscerally angry.

I didn't like hearing that Shirin killed a bunny, but I thought he was making an awfully big leap in logic there.

Look, what's the point of being a vegetarian if I can't think I'm better than everyone?

I feel like you just wanted to use that as a legitimate response, but no! Incorrect!

Absolutely. One of my many, many tweets on the subject last night was "Fuck the blue collars besides Sierra for implicitly supporting Rodney and his viewpoints."

We can vote people out of AVC? Oh man, that changes everything.

Hey, I didn't say I think they'd actually do it.

They'd obviously have to observe her behavior post Tribal, but Shirin is quirky behavior crazy, not unpredictable behavior crazy. It's just as possible that losing her closest ally will scare her straight.

I was assuming the original post was heavy sarcasm but now that I see the account only has one comment I'm concerned that I am terribly, terribly wrong.

Even Hope and Ali paid for the Cool Kids Alliance in Caramoan.

I actually think keeping Shirin is not the worst move for them. Both Kelly and Carolyn have people to join up with on the other side. Shirin doesn't.

Just like in society! *laughs to keep from crying*

For what it's worth, Rodney apparently is searching through Twitter and favoriting every tweet that mentions him. Including ones where I call him a misogynistic piece of shit. But somehow, I don't think he's using this a way to be self-reflective.

Jenn's been watching it since she was 8. But people always seem to assume the mere act of seeing every episode makes you a superfan. My 64 year old mother (hopefully the only thing I have in common with Rodney) has never missed an episode. Mratfink hasn't even seen every season. Guess which one knows more about…

5) Tribe swap leaves a Sierra/Ciera on a tribe of all men.

Oh my god. It all makes sense now. Giselle was a Victoria's Secret Angel.

Do I even want to know what pocket DJ means?

Sometimes people add on to jokes.

Ew.

Dumber than Sierra's horses.