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Little Emma Adderall
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It's probably just because he kept referring to his mother. I can't recall him mentioning his father once, but he won't shut up about his mother.

Woof, my condolences, Violina.

He'll always be a proper villain in my heart.

After this week I've decided that Jenn is the Courtney that can win the game, and I am ready to worship at her feet.

Welcome.

Vote for Courtney too! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, VOTE FOR COURTNEY.

You're in a safe space.

Parvati wasn't good until she knew the game/show better though. But Yul and Earl are great examples.

I mean, he was in serious pain and a lifeguard told him to…

Not Mike "Hard Working American" whose last name I don't care enough to look up?

When she said "whenever basketball is," I thought of me.

I was getting so fucking angry with Rodney. It wasn't quite at Colton levels, but definitely the most pissed off I've been at a Survivor player in a while.

"Jenn finds an idol because her tribe killed a chicken. Take that vegetarians!"

Haaa. No, luckily the compromise is an actual name.

That can't be true, I was 11 and I've only been out of college for… four years?? Good god.

Boooooo

Obligatory mention that Courtney Yates got 2 votes in China.

I just want to acknowledge that I get this reference. Now, uhhh, count to 100.

Ew, gross. He can do better.

Wait, seriously? I spent my formative years being made fun of for freckles and now people are getting them tattooed on??