Unfortunately, that is the disgusting truth.

Oh, we're gonna have fun with you.

At least this is early in the game. Wasn't Butch doing that when there were like 10 days left?

Yeah, I thought if it was Vince or Nina it would've been a three-way tie first, to the point that I texted my mom "dang it" when Probst said "the second person voted out of Survivor" but I was thrilled to be wrong.

Ha, I grew up in Santa Cruz so I was going to make a similar joke.

Agreed! She looked weirdly good during their "walk of shame."

Too soon.

While they could conceivably find somebody in the Americas, how would people from different continents be able to connect with each other? No planes, and taking a boat seems awfully risky for not all that much of a reward.

Not really. I mean, it'd be cold, but nothing Like maybe in the 40s during the day and 30s at night at worst. Weather in California's central coast is temperate year round, so while the winter might be colder, the summer is going to be a hell of a lot better.

Not only that, but I thought Jess's hair looked worse. Flat and her bangs looked weird.

Lifetime pass for The Book of Mormon.

I think Taylor's finances are probably doing just fine without Cece's.

They try not to sexualize me.

Feeling a lot better about turning 25 in a few months, thanks!

I always want a cookie. Especially as a reward for noticing something in a TV show.

THANK YOU! I knew I recognized her, but couldn't place it.

My sister-in-law's cousin's ex-boyfriend is a patent lawyer! This is not an interesting story.

I actually work in product placement, and if you don't see a commercial for that brand during the show, it probably wasn't a paid placement.

John and Andy frequently mention that Pearl Islands Rupert was great, and that he's a case of serious diminishing returns.

At least he didn't lie to us through song!