Wait, that's a real quote? That is some Clickhole shit right there.

Druuuuunk.

Okay, tired of waiting for someone else to say it: Her name is Nina, guys. Nina.

Don't bring Wallace into this! I've already shed enough tears on him.

Agreed on the glasses. Glasses for everyone!

As someone who's still in season 5 of The Wire, I appreciate the redaction. Except it seems to imply the spoiler I already heard and am trying to pretend I don't know. Oh well, can't really remain completely unspoiled on a show that old.

I don't know about that. In a three tribe season there will certainly be a swap. It's one thing if Blue Collar loses a challenge, as keeping Dan is probably not the hill they should die on. But it's not out of the question that they won't lose before a swap. Alienated tribe mates can be dangerous post swap and being…

It is definitely weird to realize I've spent more of my life as a Survivor fan than not.

Who's Richard Hantz, Andy?

Not when it's two Survivor nerds IN THE PREMIERE OF SURVIVOR.

Thank you! mratfink told me "Congratulations on your San Francisco Bumgarners winning the World Series."

It was funny creepy until he asked her for a hug. Then it was actual creepy. There's no real way for her to say no to that. So gross.

But then there would have been some actual diversity…

I hope he makes it to the family visit then.

Isn't that what everyone called Jon last season?

Sherlock Holmes?! Some Survivor fan you are. That shit's pure Tarzan.

I didn't watch it, but Mama Adderall texted me to saying, "There are 6 blind date teams and they are all white except for one black guy and the dates are also all white except the black guy got an Asian woman."

That was delightful.

This doesn't count, since he hadn't been diagnosed yet, but Everything in Transit is pretty eerie to listen to, knowing his was diagnosed with leukemia the same day he finished recording the album.

No, the other one.