Ultimate loophole: like many straight couples who are "waiting" for marriage, they are merely saving the technical definition of sexual intercourse. In fact, they will continue to save themselves after marriage!

Hey now, given him a break.

I liked how Haley's face lit up at that, realizing she may have a peer.

I try to.

From what I read in her interviews, I believe she does have ovaries. Hence surrogacy over adoption, I suppose.

Let the record show that I called it.

They had been dating for three years before being on the show, and I'm pretty sure they're like 27/28ish. Is that really fast? And they were obviously heading in that direction, since they want to spend the money on surrogacy.

Last week's promo made it seem like Jon was blowing up at his tribe, and it turned out he was just imitating Drew.

I don't even have to claim the L.A. transplants as a fellow L.A. transplant, since Lex is conveniently from my relatively small hometown.

I don't think you can be too transparent when talking to Alec. I don't see subtlety working on him.

Even stupider than the other kind of abstinence. *eats a bagel*

Unfortunately, not making the merge means no one will want to date her.

This is my first time not having a player get voted out third!

Also as far as we know, Josh and Reed aren't on medication. And if they are, they appear to still be taking it.

Only if they're up against a dick.

I found it interesting that Baylor was pushing Missy to make more rice though, considering Baylor originated on the stingy tribe I wonder if she had been pushing for bigger portions for a while.

I feel it would be unfair for me to play this game. Although who knows how many were actually California natives. (Except I know at least Aras, Vytas, Ryan O. and Lex off the top of my head. And I'd call Yul close enough.)

He ain't no Hershey bar.

At least she would've figured out pretty quickly that it was a waste of time.

As my entire identity here is based on flaunting my youth, it is my duty to mention I was in elementary school at the time.