At first I was judging the show for showing the gay couple give pecks and Jon and Jaclyn being super PDA, but then came the abstinence confessional…

I had texted my mom that I was starting to like Kelley a solid 2 minutes before they voted her out. Sigh. At least I'm winning the fantasy league right now.

Well, they probably would have gotten a new flint for nothing if they hadn't taken the initiative to ask for one. And now they've probably ruined it for any future Survivors who might lose their flint.

I was real nervous when Jeremy said what a good position he was in pre-tribe swap. But then after the swap I realized that he and Natalie were on the more athletic tribe and it was gonna be fine. For now, at least. Maybe Alec can be the goat he once hoped Drew would be. Alec and Natalie would make a pretty good final…

Josh, but yeah. I guess it really was the trees like they thought and now they know to avoid it?

"Boston Rob LITERALLY carrying me on his back!"

God bless Carter.

She's certainly the blondest blonde.

Hopefully they won't win enough money for surrogacy and will have to adopt. They might end up with a smarter kid that way.

I heard a clip playing on the radio this morning, and his delivery is pretty great. Then the terrible leader of the terrible morning zoo on that station started asking what's wrong with Cosby telling guys to pull their pants up and I got pissed and changed the station.

I love Courtney.

Aw, shit. That's actually pretty good.

Still didn't work.

She was one of the only people (the other being Danielle_ that I couldn't remember. Which surprised me when I rewatched Cook Islands, because she's pretty memorable what with the mutiny and making out with douche Adam. Not heroic though.

That implies a step I am not at yet!

Yeah, my username really doesn't lend itself to that sort of thing the way other people's do. I should have really thought about that when I registered.

Hmm. I know Canadians and they have always said "eh" and I just confirmed with one of them. In fact, she said: no one ever spells it "ay", that guy is a hoser.

I survived the 18 inning game and am now in constant fear of extra innings.

Oh, Candice comes off terribly in Cook Islands.

Haha I'm actually going to see Say Anything in December. But they're just performing …Is A Real Boy and how can I miss that?