If we're talking about Dave Franco, then yes.

Rant happened to be the book that knocked me right out of my Palahniuk phase. Never even finished it.

Wait, I'm 24 and love DuckTales and the theme song. Maybe your friend isn't young, but rather an out of touch loser.

Ehh, I liken it more to wearing a team's sports gear at a game.

I've got Saturday tickets. It's actually how boyfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary! Because we are massive, massive dorks.

Which is truly the best case scenario. God damn, he's aged well.

I saw one about Juliette from Lost killing her baby because it had Tay Sachs. There was an affair involved though.

All the click bait stuff is saying how great she looks, but I'm just distracted by that terrible hair.

I had to double check that the clip was real. It looked like a College Humor sketch or something.

Two time Cy Young winner and former MVP, pitcher of the Detroit Tigers. Used to date Kate Upton. Possibly still dates Kate Upton? I know the stats better than his personal life.

Oh my god. I literally just got the pun because of your post. I couldn't figure out what the purpose of the pizza emoji was!

I mean, we all say racist things in the privacy of our own homes, right?

Mary Elizabeth Winstead's photos were long deleted. Is that her fault too?

You probably meant your user name to be ironic, but I don't think it is.

I love Nirvana, but I also like Say Anything and just want to throw in my support for …Is a Real Boy as an awesome album.

You do understand what the purpose of the column is, right?

I live in LA and that's a super accurate description of KROQ. He's not saying the bands are comparable, he's saying that radio station plays those bands constantly, even today. Which is true.

Probably the most accurate one there's been.

The educated people do it as an excuse to say they went to Columbia.

I majored in Screenwriting, if that continues to make you feel better.