Ben Affleck's was surprisingly cute.

Hahahaha you picked the wrong person to make this comment to. Make fun of shit all you want, but you're gonna have to do a better job of pretending to know what you're talking about.

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That's what I've heard. Just most of my internet time is while multi-tasking at work, and I unfortunately can't listen to music at work.

Even the screencaps for this article (and the still that's displayed before playing the video) make it look worse than it is. Like, I can sort of see what he's coming from, but there's a lot of different dancing in the video. Probably could have used some non-white ballerinas and cheerleaders though.

I can't take anyone seriously who uses the term unironically.

I'm a young person and only know who Grimes is because of Tumblr and I still haven't actually heard her music.

I registered for it in beta testing just to take the Sorting quiz, then I promptly stopped using it. Then when it opened to the public I registered again to see if it changed, because I was bitter about getting Slytherin when I know in my heart I'm a Ravenclaw. It did change. And I, the biggest coward of them all, got…

That bothered me both because I prefer Ron/Hermione and because have some fucking faith in the hugely successful stories you wrote, Rowling!

I got Ravenclaw on every unofficial quiz, but then the first time I took the quiz on Pottermore I got Slytherin, and months later I got Gryffindor. I can promise you I'm not a Gryffindor.

He's just this SPARE guy!

I loved The Puzzle Place as a kid. I had a cassette tape with the music.

My friends and I used to jokingly refer to him as Barron von Hilton because it just sounded right. But honestly, I never once interacted with him. I had a friend who had him in a play writing class and apparently he was really quiet.

I don't mid "Wrecking Ball" but holy shit I hate "We Can't Stop".

I didn't realize that was her grandfather's name as well, so I was confused because Barron Hilton is also the name of her little brother. Which I only know because he embarrassingly went to my college.

What did they do? I tried checking their Twitter but got bored after three scrolls.

Which David Lee Roth allegedly wrote after watching a news report about someone about to jump off a building.

Jack was my favorite movie after The Lion King when I was a kid. We didn't own it, but I rented it all the time. I don't dare watch it now, as I'm sure I would hate it.

For what it's worth, my mom just got season one of OITNB on DVD at the library.

As one of AVC's resident Giants fans, I feel obligated to reply beyond just saying I wish him (and the rest of your family) the best in dealing with that.
But yes, there decline has been terrible. At least he was able to see Timmy throw another hitter, not to mention seeing the 2010 and 2012 World Series. And Cain's…