It's not.

I can't believe a Harry Potter fan girl like myself didn't know that Mad Eye Moody sired Bill Weasley.

The fact that they gave him and Tina the same last name is pretty absurd.

Is it racist that I assumed it would be Harry Shum Jr. when I saw the headline?

Haha why thank you. I did first venture here to read IK's coming out story. I was not disappointed.

Solid choice, but consider Peter Dinklage. We know he's capable of slapping slender boys who inspire unfathomable hate.

That's actually a good point. I enjoy some dirty talk, but boyfriend always kind of struggled with it. But he very recently discovered that he feels much more natural with dirty talk in the form of commands. Which definitely works for me, so yay for sexual compatibility!

I don't live where poison ivy exists, and haven't gotten poison oak for a while, but calamine lotion should help. I mean, that's just kind of standard though, so you may have thought of that.

I may be a bitch, but at least I don't have to bring down an entire gender because I'm upset that people on the Internet don't like me.

It's ridiculous to engage 18 hours later, but you seriously used "girls" as an insult and no one else called you on it and I just can't let that slide.

I just looked it up and her first name is Amethyst, so I'm not so sure. Maybe a tie?

People told me I looked like her when Matilda came out. We didn't really look like each other then, and we especially don't now.

Bless your heart.

Me too, but now I need something to fill the snark shape void in my heart.

Damn, I was hoping to find a video of my friend reading it, because he does that sort of thing, but it looks like he never recorded that one. Unfortunately, details are a little fuzzy because it was a couple of years ago.

That's amazing.

I have had Batman/Robocop slash fic read aloud to me. I will never be the same.

*sobs over Ben & Kate*

I read a recap blog and he also like gets his feelings hurt that she used the safe word. Sigh.

Ahahahahaha I appreciate this comment so much. As I believe you know, boyfriend is a Dodgers fan and I am a Giants fan. If we have kids, man, that's going to be an interesting decision for them.