*bursts into conversation*
Hey, I don't have an inebriating vice and there have been upwards of four men who wanted to date me!

I could probably scrounge up some motivation to bake if it meant I could eat those.

I had a '94 Accord for my first car (got it in '06) and sold it in '11 a few months after I had crashed it. My dad says he still sees it driving around town every now and then. I loved that car.

I am a sucker for stubby legged animals.

Nutella stuffed French toast topped with raspberries.

How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room? Because I know how long it would take me, and I can prove it!

My hometown is all about surfing (and skateboarding and weed). That probably godawful Chasing Mavericks movie? Takes place in my hometown. People still have "Live Like Jay" memorial stickers for Jay Moriarty.

My high school had a surf team. Besides, the surfer jocks were typically water polo players as well.

And the interviewee must've mixed Green Day up with Blink or something, since he thought they were from San Diego despite the Bay Area being a pretty big part of their history.

And am I the only one who found it weird how he was like, "Bradley Nowell just did a bunch heroin and fucked up." I mean, I know technically Cobain killed himself with a shotgun, but it's not like heroin had nothing to do with it.

Oh man, I'm from Santa Cruz and my brother actually went to high school with The Expendables. I don't really like that kind of music, but I always have a soft spot for it just because it reminds me of home. Even though a lot of assholes from high school were into it; that's only because almost everyone from high…

I always thought it was "tomorrow she'll be a whore." Hmm, two more years doesn't sound so bad then.

Very true.

Isn't Richard Dreyfuss awfully old to play the father of a teenager?

I don't know, it didn't seem to work out too well for Carey Mulligan.

I've read the book and watched the show. They are very different, but to call the show dumbed down is misguided and embarrassing.

I believe the contract states that I get to keep it for my pleasure dome.

Just park at Hollywood and Highland and make the trek.

AGH. That is disappointing. At least we still have Chris Pratt's new body.

And wouldn't it have saved them money?