Is the AV Club Donald Glover's new pseudonym?

That makes sense! I'm the type of person who rewrites text messages if I used a word too many times, so I totally get not wanting to sound repetitive.

Huh. I read the script for work and it wasn't that bad (better than The Purge: Anarchy, at least), but it looks like they've made some changes that make it seem even more cliche.

Yeah, she's a total hippie.

For sure. I was more referring to the black inmates always being plus sized thing though. I don't think that was mentioned specifically. Although (and I hate when people do this sort of thing to backtrack online, but whatever) my ears haven't fully popped in days so my head's really foggy and I barely know where I am.…

And Janae is in killer shape as well, of course.

Aw man, I've been calling her Krandel!

Ben & Kate!

That is high up there among my favorite Simpsons quotes.

Oh dammit, you're right.

Even worse! Pilot Inspektor.

We were all freshmen, which kind of forced us onto B-Team. Plus I didn't really give a shit, so I didn't do it the year after that.

Yes.

They're actually at my mom's because I don't have room in my crappy apartment. But they are kept in large plastic containers and I haven't bothered unwrapping a fair amount of them, so maybe?

They sure are!

What's annoying is that Kim's not the oldest, Kourtney is. They seriously couldn't get a legitimate K name for the first one?

I love the name Penny. Penelope is high on my list of baby names. I'm bummed that Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter that, but so did Tina Fey, so it might still be okay.

I had to like this because I have like 200 Pez dispensers.

Ew, that's my mom's name.

I think one of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughters is named Talullah Bell.