We read the first one for summer reading before I started high school, then me and the rest of the Mock Trial B-Team flipped through the second one for further sex scenes.

Ancient incest purple made me laugh more than it should have.

Having never seen any Planet of the Apes movie, "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to Get Off" and its songs are the only thing I think of.

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 50 Shades of Grey movie updates were pretty top notch.

Why did I still open at work after reading your comment?

I'm in my mid-twenties! I have a job that provides health insurance!

I used to do some writing for a site that reported a lot on the "scene" a few years back. I once wrote an article counting down terrible bands and how Brokencyde was the worst. Oh god, the flame wars that started. But I was like 19.

I knew I should have thrown out this monkey's paw.

But Franklin was the one with a wheelchair! What a ridiculous analogy!

I was born in 1990. A few people I went to school with have started to have babies. On purpose.

There have been way too many references to Brokencyde around these parts lately. I come on AVC for an escape, dammit! An escape!

Being an American of largely Celtic descent who is currently nursing a 4th of July sunburn, I can attest to that.

Reading this whole thread has sort of explained to me why I love Harry Potter so much, despite generally not being into fantasy as a genre. Because I don't care about that stuff either.

Nah, he was always cute. Now he's just hot as all hell.

The actual article says he quit the Auror office after two years to help George with the joke shop.

He looks like a poor man's Chris Pratt to me. But yeah, I've always kinda liked Luschek.

Litchfield doesn't have conjugal visits. I don't know if it's a federal prison thing or what, but I know they don't have them. If they did, it's actually possible that Piper wouldn't have gotten back with Alex. She was so desperate for human contact after SHU, but if she had consistently been able to be with Larry,…

Just….tighten.

I grew up in Santa Cruz, CA. Adam Scott is probably our most famous person. In regards to movies, The Lost Boys is the one that everyone gets excited about, which is a little silly. But it is fun to watch and see the landmarks.