Yeah, but there needs to be a split for that to happen, and if he gets a majority of the delegates, I don't think it's even possible.

So at this point is there any meaningful scenario in which Trump doesn't get the nomination? I mean, unless he's abducted by aliens, or eats a baby on live television, or gets murdered by the vengeful ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

Too many words.

That is goddamn mesmerizing.

Buzzfeed asked Trump supporters what would happen if Trump didn't win.

Sorry, man. My mom likes it that way too and I can't convince her otherwise.

In further proof that Trump really is history's greatest monster, he apparently likes his steak well done.

I'll give you the first one, but "and he who moves all day through heaven/took from their eyes the dawn of their return" is such a convoluted, wordy phrase.

He was great even when he only clicked on that bell.

I'm getting all nostalgic over here.

That Night Manager mini-series better be as awesome as the cast is.

Yeah. And Jimmy/ Jesse are rather unreliable and shifty, which makes part of Walter/ Chuck's attitude justified.

Yeah, and relentless jealousy and possessiveness from the mentor figure.

So Chuck is to Jimmy what Walter was to Jesse, right?

JADE HELM!!!1!!!!!1!!

You're welcome!

Haha, if it weren't for the pig fucking episode, that one would be my least favorite.

Breitbart is going through a bit of a shit storm right now.

I find Black Mirror insufferably smug, with the lone exceptions of "White Bear" and most of "Be Right Back."

Pushing Daisies was possibly the tweest thing ever created. It made Wes Anderson look like Lars Von Trier.