Mastodon's cover of Thin Lizzy's "Emerald" PWNS!!!!

God, I love me some Hoarders
Every time they find a dessicated animal in the rubbish, I take a shot. I'm drunk right now!

If you can do this to the strongest of us
you are worth ten times your weight in water!

Daddy, daddy, Mr. McDunnough wet himself!

Something something something Tommy Lee behind her.

Back off!
Jutht . . . back off.

23a.) If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood . . . *gets hit with breakaway chair*

Rush.

Where's Karl Hungus when you need him?

If I were that kid, I'd get my own balloon and FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. As it is, his eyes are BLACKENED and he gets a CRASH COURSE IN BRAIN SURGERY with no ANESTHESIA! He should have told Kirk DON'T TREAD ON ME, I don't want to be BROKEN, BEATEN AND SCARRED. SAD BUT TRUE, he was HELPLESS.

We love you, Natalie!
I wanna co-write and star in a ribald comedy, too!

Give me fuel, give me fire, give that which I desire. Ooh yeah.

HipsterDBag, "I've put things in my body that in no way should go inside a person", eh? So you're really Jenna Jameson? Sweet!

Ooh, good point, Lobsters. Taylor, I take it all back.

More asshole!

Pity me.
I teach guitar (part-time) and let me tell you, this vapid hack is hands-down the #1 choice of girls 8-15 years old who play acoustic guitar. She drives half of my business. I've taught probably 75% of her catalog to some young girl who can totally relate to her bullshit, singing-out-of-my-diary,…

Ana Faris steals that shit every time she's on screen. Best line? "It's go time!"

"Jump In The Fi-yah!"-Metallica

Mmm hmm
Suzanne Pleshette. That is all.

Still pouting
over what they did to my beloved Silver Surfer in FF:ROTSS. My favorite comic character of ALL TIME, and they f'd it up so bad no studio will ever again touch him with a ten-foot pole. Now I'm never going to get my SS movie. Only the chase with the Torch was worth a shit.