+1Paz Lenchantin.

J.J. BURNEL CITED FOR "TOO MUCH AWESOME"!

True story: My old band opened 2x for WWF at the local hipster dive club in my city. Somehow, the club owner thought my goth-rockin combo was a good match for an enormous mentally unstable troubador. Leather pants and guyliner meet overalls and smegma.

BEASTER!
FUCK, YEAH!

Yeah, I'd put her behind them, too. ASS TO ASS!

Let's just get this out of the way:
Hubba hubba.

Ryan Dunn?
Boom, you're roasted.

Well, that 's what happens when I first a stranger in the Alps.

"WE ARE LOGIC BOB-OMB, AND WE ARE HERE TO MAKE UP STATISTICS AND OBSCURE THE ISSUE AND STUFF! 1-2-3-4!"

Colin Hanks
He's the older son, right?

Last Exit To Motherfucking Brooklyn
God, what a downer. The last guy in line at the gang bang slowly grinding it out at sunrise, HEY ASSHOLE, GET OFF OF MY BELOVED JJL!

Rosebud
Robert
Oscar
Samuel
Edward
Benjamin
Ulysses
David

To be quite blunt
I loves me some of that Emily!

"you know he's do it".

True story
Driving in to work this morning, BLASTING "100,000 Years" from Kiss Alive, complete with drum solo. "I wanna know…how many people…hear tonight, BELIEVE IN ROCK AND ROLL?"

UMD, I'm not taking the bait. Some shit you cannot unsee.

I saw a rock concert by Muse within the last 3 months
It was a good rock concert.

Fuck Radiohead. Fuck them in the ear.

How 'bout them Bears?
Fuck the Bears!

If this band falls apart
it's Nobody's Fault. More time for Brand Tyler and the Joe Perry Project!