I will watch this
but you will fist me first.

SouthofHeaven, applying your criteria, Avenged Sevenfold is actually the new Pantera.

Dude, it's just the fucking bass player!
They could finish the show without him and no one would give a shit. Except the pigeons, bah dum pum.

Rock of the Westies
Criminally underrated Elton John album. Grow some funk of your own, amigo!

3 on the tree in the middle of the night.

Spaghetti-metal?
Spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal spaghetti-metal.

Mastodon's contribution to the soundtrack "drops" on June 29. a 6-song EP.

F is for "Fuck anybody who says 'Fuck Mastodon'".

Aligator Boy, I've rocked all of the Kubrick films from beginning to end. Stanley passes the 40-Minute test with flying colors. I'm not a total fool.

The 40-Minute Rule
I have a rule when I watch movies at home: if, at the 40-minute mark of the film, I don't give a shit about any of the characters or what happens to them, I turn the movie off. This has saved me literally hours of grief, watching shit films grind down to their shit conclusions. This film did not…

"Well,…one's done…in…my…favorite…tropes. Glad…!"

Well . . . shit.
Just bought my ticket yesterday for the San Diego show. Just in time!

Basho for the Nguyen!

Blue, blue, electric blue, that's the color of my room

Where the fuck is
Race to Witch Mountain?

Joan Jett
I saw JJ perform a few years back at the Del Mar Fair. She kicked motherfucking ass, and looked great doing it. I wonder if she'd go out with me?

THE LIZARD!
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT THE LIZARD!

Starting a Beatles tribute featuring all black dudes. Calling it "The Cheadles".

Oh snap!
Did he just call Johnny Depp a midget?

Oh shit, Alain johannes is onboard? I saw him play with Chris Cornell on the Euphoria Morning tour, and wow…just, wow.