Never promise crazy a baby.

Yupppp, on the zeppelin.

Racist.

The real reason behind their hatred is perfect Pawnee too - "they're just pizza that's harder to eat." So obese, anything that slows down consumption is met with scorn.

The "natural born citizen" issue has never really been settled by a Supreme Court case. The only thing that just about everyone agrees on is having two American parents and born on American soil is a natural born citizen. If anything else also, counts, whatever, but Jack and Avery seem the type to think that only all…

The effect of overusing affect is a desire to effect an affected manner.

The first cold open of the season, Pam looked money.

Interventions
Annie's line reminded me of Sunny from last year, with them having the most hateful intervention ever.

6:30 MST = 1:30 AM GMT. So most definitely a DVR/replay.

@HRN that would've been so good. They've taken at least three shots at CBS already this year (oldwhitemansays, "BBT sucks" on the door opposite Annie's apartment, and Troy's "Have fun eating fiber and watching The Mentalist!") so they're clearly not afraid.

I thought for a second him and Duncan would be sharing the couch, which the next morning would've been weird without the soccer match to temporarily quell the "mutually assured destruction" between them.

Ladies and gentlemen, right on time, your regularly scheduled troll, Karla Ha Ha.

"MEZZANINE?!!" still gets me every time. I can't imagine a better version of that line.

@FuriousGeorge

It's a riff on the schoolgirl thing. Anytime they're buttoned up, hiding the sexuality, its always striking, especially when they're super-hot.

The total amount of tumblrs dedicated to this show is impressive.

SarCCastro, we can never be friends. All of those bands are great.

Still the 2nd Hottest
…of the Disney Princesses. Though the glasses help.

Hopefully they shot both of those scenes repeatedly.

This.