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Not to mention that slow pan across that gorgeous shot of the forest. There's something about the really, really nice art that cranked up the foreboding.

Or perhaps some supernatural force represented in the form of an everyday object because its true form isn't conceivable to the human brain. Perhaps appearing in the form of a can of beans…

He got his spoons, he's ready for whatever the world has to throw at him.

Damn straight, @YourNeighborhoodChemist:disqus . 
I'm particularly impressed by the show's two season finales which are among the absolute craziest season finales I've ever seen. (The Season 2 finale probably justifiably gets the most attention, but I'm still impressed with the way the show completely destroyed its

Man, that deer teeth thing. I shuddered at that a little. Genuinely creepy.

Apparently Gravity Falls has the exact same real estate laws as sister city Danville.

Hear that sound, Hollywood? That's Landshark knocking at your door!

That's the way it starts
Shakequake, Birdemic, Snakes on a Plane
Bruce Campbell is not afraid

"You maniacs! You flooded it! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

"My roommate Chloe is a bit of a man-eater…"

"We're going to need a bigger boat."
"Relative to what?"
"Relative to the giant shark!"
"Length is subjective and absolute space is an irrelevant concept, you know that. Give me it's spacetime dimensions."

The Shark Knight

Two and a Half Sharks
Crime Shark Investigation: Miami
The Big Shark Theory
America's Got Sharks
Shark Tank… wait.

So he'll be absent for the entire time Glover will be present on Community…

AN HOOP?!

The Text, Vic! Don't read the text!

@avclub-acc564daafaaf26d45b5d37c5e68384e:disqus HAHA! Oh, God, that's great.

Baby steps means being on all fours, which would help Garfield's position a lot.

You win. Okay, everyone, let's shut it down.

A lot of people get a lot of shit wrong about Einstein, and I think it's odd that he's the guy most people cite when trying to justify poor academic performance. The "not going to college" thing and that weird rumor that he wasn't good at math when he was a kid. 
No one likes to point out that Einstein worked his ass