Christoph has more lines, and I'm sure many would argue that he dominates every scene he's in, but it's unquestionably Django's story. It's his wants and desires that drive the entire plot, and it's his arc that dictates the emotional journey. He's just a quieter, more introspective character than I'm sure Will Smith…

Honestly… maybe.

I concur. (I once missed the opportunity to concur. Never again.)

If this were a more scatological show, we could have seen literally explosive diarrhea.

Never say no to Australia.

Maybe things would be different if you were in Australia?

I've never seen WarGames, actually. Or Colossus: The Forbin Project.

'Til a couple code lines that were out to defame,
Started makin' trouble in the mainframe!
It got ahold of some nuke codes and the Pres got freaked
He said "Shut this thing down or else it's World War III!"

Yeah, but they're free-range babies, which downgrades it from "diabolical."

That must be one hell of a rage he flew into, writing a script, putting it through revisions, raising the funds, casting actors, planning a schedule, scouting locations, getting permits, renting equipment, staging the sequences, rehearsing, filming, importing the footage, and editing the final product. And then to do…

Ben Affleck: So this is what I get for making a movie outside of Boston. Never again.

I remember hearing Tina Fey saying they had a plan for bringing Wesley Snipes back for the final season, and I've been wondering ever since the finale how things might have been different if they had brought him back.

Isn't this B.C. with less Christianity?

I know computer animation is pretty much the only form of animation that can get made into a feature film these days… but Chris Sanders! His stuff BEGS to be hand drawn, or at the very least faithfully translated into computer animation.

I think the dance scene at the prom is a perfect metaphor for Hollywood filmmaking. Someone shouts out a trend and all of the studios make the exact same movie simultaneously.

I don't think any show has an many versions of its opening theme as Psych does.

Tyler Perry's The Three

I know a guy who just got Final Cut X, and he'd totally be willing to put it together! It'd be like making a real movie!

Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry Got His Gun

I'm sure Jennifer Westfeldt is shocked that anyone would turn John Hamm's penis away.